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The Dark Side of Chicken Keeping

Chickens are getting more popular every day, with their hysterical antics and the delicious fresh eggs what not to love? I’m here to burst your bubble and tell you all the things that can (and probably will) go wrong.

large up close image of a rooster with text overlay When Good Birds Go Bad The Dark Side of Chicken Keeping

Before we get into the nitty-gritty and potentially gruesome heart of this post let me say this: I love my chickens. I will always have chickens.

This post has sat in my drafts for over 2 years because no one talks about this stuff and I didn’t want to be the Negative Nancy of Chicken Husbandry.

I’ve already talked you through my Alpaca Apocalypse with Meningeal Worm, told you how I rip out bleeding feathers with my bare hands, showed you photos of my Marans hen that almost lost her head, and told you the adventures of the death-defying Flamingo.

So here we go, the dark side of chicken keeping.

This is in no way intended to dissuade you from owning chickens. BUT there are two sides to every coin and chicken keeping isn’t all sunshine and rainbows.

I’ve been around chickens my whole life and I’ve had my own flock for over 10 years and I’ve seen lots of good and a fair amount of bad.

There are literally hundreds of posts telling you why to get chickens but I thought I’d let you know why you might want to think long and hard about what you’re getting yourself into.

Chickens are A-holes

You’ve heard of the pecking order right? Well, it’s very aptly named. Chickens literally peck each other to establish a social order.

Some groups are more vicious than others but it’s not unheard of for a flock to starve or pick a bird at the bottom of the pecking order to death. I lost a Polish hen after she was literally scalped by her flock mates in an afternoon for no apparent reason.

chickens eating salad greens out of a large bowl

Preventing boredom, lots of room, and keeping the rooster number down will go a long way toward preventing aggression.

Blood will set off a frenzy and wounds are like chicken crack. They just can’t get enough of them.

One of the Spitzhauben pullets broke a blood feather on her tail and within minutes she was tailless and pretty beat up. If I hadn’t stopped back to check on them she would have been killed.

There is a spray called Blukote you can buy at farm supply stores, I always have a bottle on hand. It’s a wound spray that also dyes the skin & feathers (and your hands, house, etc) a blue/violet color and it’s a lifesaver.

Chickens don’t save their ire for the other adults either. Sometimes hens will sit for three weeks, hatch babies and then move on with their lives leaving the chicks behind. Sometimes they kill them as they hatch.

Read more about Broody Hens

One day I came home to find an abandoned chick chirping blindly in the corner because the other birds had pecked its eyes out. Again, chickens are a-holes.

You are the Vet

Bumblefoot, broken blood feathers, abscesses, animal (including other chickens) attacks, ascites, wry neck, internal laying, flystrike. Those are all issues I’ve had to deal with in the last few years.

It’s not even close to being a comprehensive list of problems you can have. I’ve been lucky to never have a problem with mites, lice and internal parasites or any number of serious viral infections you can bring home to your birds (think about all the bird losses from flu a few years ago).

I’ve done surgery, given medications, performed necropsies, and even kept chickens in the house but we’ve never called a vet.

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Unless you’ve got money to burn it’s just not practical. That means you become the vet.

Thankfully  I lost my sense of squeamishness in college in my comparative vertebrate biology and zoology labs. I’ve pulled out feathers with my bare fingers and taken a scalpel to a chicken face to squeeze out hardened pus (again, I’m looking at you Harvey).

We’ve all very lucky to have the internet as a resource these days to diagnose and treat our chicken maladies, I recommend searching the Backyard Chicken Forum if you need help.

Along with healing sometimes you need to cull or kill an animal. It sucks, I hate it but sometimes there is no other option.

Chickens (and geese, turkeys, ducks, etc) don’t understand that you’re helping them. They have a very strong instinct to hide illness. That instinct also keeps their flock mates from killing them (see: Chickens are Assholes above for more info).

Read more about Chicken Wound Recovery

It also means you won’t know something is wrong until it’s really wrong. I’ve always believed a quick death is better than prolonged suffering.

The best thing you can do for the health of your flock is to spend time with them. If you know how they usually act it will be easier to see if anything is off.

A few years ago I came home to find one of my geese with its head twisted around very unnaturally. It was alive but very stressed, in a lot of pain, and in very bad shape. I grabbed the hatchet and did what I had to.

Unless you can watch an animal suffer or you have someone on hand to do the dirty work that’s a reality you might someday face.

It’s a Girls Club

Most people keep chickens for their eggs. Do you know what roosters don’t do? Lay eggs.

hen in a nest box with two chick and an egg

Unless you want to hatch babies you don’t even need a rooster. I keep them for hatching and a moderate amount of flock protection, if you get a good one they’ll martyr themselves for the flock.

Do you Need a Rooster in Your Flock? Find out

But chickens aren’t alligators and you can’t hatch all girls by adjusting the temperature. You can try to avoid the testosterone bonanza by ordering all pullets but it’s not 100% accurate and you’ll likely end up at some point with more boys than you want. And that means you need a plan.

Side note: the rooster:chicken ratio is a hotly debated issue in some circles and I’m not going to get into that but I will say if your birds are looking ratty and plucked it’s time for some gentlemen to go.

Back on topic: Personally I have no problem putting my birds in the freezer. But a lot of people (you might be one of them) think that’s terrible

So the next option is to try and find them “good homes” on Craigslist. Sorry guys, unless you have a magnificent rare breed rooster he’s probably going to end up in someone’s soup pot. Everyone has too many roosters.

Learn When, Why and How to Cull Chickens

You can keep extra roosters separated in a coop and usually without any ladies to fight over they’ll get along. I’m just not sure why you’d want to.

Chickens get Eaten

Humans aren’t the only ones that think chickens are delicious. Foxes, coyotes, bears, owls, hawks, neighbors’ dogs, your dogs. It’s pretty rough out there for a chicken.

easter egger rooster

Sometimes you won’t see anything but a puff of feathers, other times you’ll come home to a gruesome scene.

It’s sadly inevitable with free-ranging chickens but even a fenced flock isn’t always safe. Remember, chicken wire won’t protect your birds! Go for hardware cloth instead.

That rooster up there? He got eaten, by me. He went after my daughter and I have too many roosters anyway. No reason to allow that behavior.

You Will Make Mistakes and Chickens Have a Death Wish

Chickens can find the dumbest way to kill themselves. You could put a chicken in an empty room and it would find a way to snap its neck.

I’ve come home to find a chicken dead in the alpaca water tub even though they had three full waterers and a kiddie pool available.

They will get stuck in the dumbest places, trapped in the hot sun in the one place on your property you fenced off to them.

They’ll get their heads stuck in something.

No matter what you do, the chickens will find a way to die. And you’ll feel terrible.

Sometimes Chickens Die for No Obvious Reason

This is the most frustrating one for me. From time to time, you’ll have a chicken drop dead for no apparent reason. They’ll be healthy in the morning and you’ll come home to find a dead bird.

One day I found a silver-laced Wyandotte dead on my lawn without so much as a feather out of place. She was a healthy weight and didn’t show any signs of internal laying.

I was wary of cutting into a bird that had been sitting in the hot sun for who knows how long so I didn’t do a necropsy and I still have no idea how she died. It was possibly a heart attack or even a stroke.

This is even harder with chicks. The truth is, sometimes they just don’t make it and there was nothing you could have done to change the outcome.

Chickens are Terrible Landscapers

Compared to the rest of this list this one is pretty light. Chickens are plant-killing machines, they do so much more damage than the geese (they just poop all over).

No matter how much you want that pretty mulch in your flower beds the chickens would much rather have it scattered around the lawn. I have several designated dusting areas but despite that, they still insist on digging up the flower and vegetable gardens.

Nothing is more tempting than a freshly seeded vegetable patch. I keep several lengths of 2×4 inch wire in the garden to lay over the beds after planting.

My vegetable garden is almost appropriately fenced and I can’t wait to grow some food without fighting my chickens.

Looking for more info? Check out my Chicken Keeping page or start here:

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welsummer chick standing on grey fleece blanket

Lori S.

Thursday 6th of July 2023

All of this is so true!! Thanks for sharing the real stuff. I have had chickens for many years and have dealt with it all. I have always said “chicken keeping isn’t for the faint of heart”. When you search for the bad part of chicken keeping the first thing to come up is they slow down giving you eggs after 2-3 years. Lol if that was the worst everyone would have chickens. Being the vet is the worst. Worming is no fun. Cleaning butts is gross but necessary to prevent fly strike. I wouldn’t change a thing. Love my girls.


Friday 21st of October 2022

Thank you SO much for posting this article. Few days ago our favorite girl (had beautiful personality), flew up fence, which never did before) and some fell and got her neck stuck between the posts. Too shocking for us. I prefer the suddenly drop dead because it wasn't as shocking. It's frustrating, but not shocking like finding my girl hanging. She was the only one from the flock that would follow us around and loved to be held. This article helped a bit with our sadness. Thank you!


Thursday 17th of March 2022

This is hilarious and actually so comforting. As a chook keeper and farmer I can so relate to everything you mention. On top of all this we farm in South Africa so add leopards, lynx and riverine mongoose to the mix and the learning curve is dizzying. Thank you so much for your wry humour (not wry neck)! you have made me feel so much better this morning after yet another chicken catastrophe, that had me standing in a field at sunset shouting “How could you you utter b…st..ds.? you’re all going in the pot!” at my flock, much to the astonishment of the paying guests at my cottage!


Thursday 3rd of February 2022

Very nice article, well put... Finally someone actullying telling some truth that others "conveniently" leave out of there articles.

Theresa Brandenburg

Friday 31st of December 2021

I am so glad to have run across your post on Pinterest! I’m not a newbie at raising chickens; raised them as a teenager. Then I married an animal lover (not like PETA) and he really didn’t want farm animals (he raised rabbits and didn’t like to butcher them). I am an animal lover too; but my ancestors were farmers and ranch hands, and luckily I inherited those genes. We are almost ready to retire on our homestead dream property. I have been raising a mixed flock of chickens for the past10 years just to get him used to the Truth of raising animals for meat. He is coming around, but still doesn’t like it when I have/need to cull extra roosters or sick birds. I just do it and process them for the freezer or dispatch and dispose of the sick/maimed ones on my own. Not sure how he will take it when it comes to dealing with sheep, goats and cattle, but I’ll manage!


Friday 8th of April 2022

@Alecia, I loved your original post but for some reason loved this even more and there’s no array of emojis to choose from!

Extremely enlightening string!


Saturday 1st of January 2022

I'm in a similar position, I ended up falling for a man that can't handle any type of blood or gore. I'm still proud of him for not throwing up when I walked in with my hands covered in blood from the stupid goose trying to fight the fence haha.

It's hard to do on your own (as I'm sure you already know!) but I'm willing to deal with it for the sake of having the man and the life that I love