Jun 122012
 
Most people have been talking about their weddings or children. I’m not married (yet) and I don’t have kids so those are out.

I’ve narrowed it down to a few.

One is this day

I told the story on this Wordless Wednesday post when I originally shared the picture

The others,

The day we found out we really would get Alfie. He was the only boy in his litter so we didn’t know until he was ready to go if we would get him. I remember yelling at work when Mikes mom texted me his picture with the words “he’s all yours! come and get him” we picked him up that night. He was so little riding in the truck with us! Now he hogs all the space he can squeeze out of us.

Another day, when we hatched our first batch of turkeys. It was the culmination of a years work, finally feeling like we got something right!

The last, when we got the girls to our home. Having Dorothy and Sophia has been a challenge (check out the link for a dramatic/traumatic cow story), but I love them and I wouldn’t have it any other way (Mike might though!)

Mr. Popular

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May 012012
 
If you’ve been reading for a while you might have realized my dog is pretty popular.

Rhinestone Beagle

Today he was featured over at Rhinestone Beagle!
Stop by and read a little bit about the world’s my favorite dog

Winter 2012 – Playing with Mama Trixie (left). Grandma Ellie is getting pet in the background

Mar 282012
 
I love my puppy. I really do.
But.
He’s a bit slow sometimes.

Despite looking like a garage door, this actually leads into the basement.
And directly above it is a window.

This is the window I yell out when I want to take a shower and Mike is filling water and I want to know how freakin long it could possibly take because I JUST WANT TO WASH MY HAIR.

ahem.

Anyways, those foot prints belong to Mr. Fluff.
He gets all sorts of confused when I yell out the window.
He can hear mommy.
But he can’t see mommy.
And that it not nice.

So until my dog learns to look up (or I stop yelling out windows) I’ll have muddy paw prints on my basement doors.

Cabbage & Onions

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Mar 062012
 
Hey all, sorry for the break in projects. I’ve been under the weather and spending my time reading other blogs instead of working on my own! Incase you missed it here’s a recipe that I guest posted over at Renewed Upon a Dream last week:

This is one of my favorite [non]recipes. I make this at least once a week during the winter. It’s easy, cheap and healthy. I’m pretty sure this is actually culinary magic. You take four really basic ingredients and turn them in to an amazing side dish [or if you're like me, a main course!]

Some day I’ll give it a fun name, but for now it’s just:

Ingredients:
2 med onions [or 1 large]
Olive oil
Salt
1 small green cabbage

The real key to this recipe isn’t the ingredients, it’s the tools. I’d like to introduce you to my best friend:

Okay, my other best friend:

I love my Mandolin! Mine is from Oneida, it was about 30$ at Bed, Bath and Beyond. If you do a lot of cooking with fresh veggies this thing is necessary. I can slice an onion in seconds. Seriously? I’d still be looking for a sharp knife! AND the slices are all uniform. The black thing with the onion stuck to it is the safety guard, that blade is sharp! I cut myself on this once, and it bled a lot. Not a toy for the kids that’s for sure!

 One of my favorite things about this slicer is the adjustable blade.  The black knob [in the blue box] can be turned to make the slices really thin or pretty thick. I usually keep it set to about a 1/4 inch.

Back to the good part!

Slice up both of the onions.
Heat some olive oil in a large pan with high [at least 3 inches] sides, over medium/low heat.
Add the onions, separating the rings. Stir well to coat all the onions, you don’t want to fry the onions!
Cook them until they start to go translucent.
While they are cooking slice your cabbage.

Don’t be nervous! This looks like a crazy amount of cabbage but it cooks down a lot!
Start adding the cabbage to the onions a little at few handfuls at a time, you need to be able to stir without over flowing.

Keep adding more cabbage as it cooks down. Add some salt as you go, it seasons and helps to draw out the water.

If you’re patient you’ll go from nice, happy green to delicious, buttery brown. Depending on the amount of cabbage this can take up to an hour. But you mostly ignore it, so it’s not labor intensive.

Your helper may abandon you

Did I mention you can’t ruin this dish unless you light it on fire? I love it really cooked, until the sugars caramelize and it’s soft and buttery tasting. BUT you can also eat it at any stage.

Just be careful eating out of the pan while it’s cooking, you can burn your tongue (not that I would know…)

WW: Rolemodels

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Feb 082012
 
This is my [now] front-toothless baby Alfie about a month and a half ago (12/11/2011)
This was the day of the original Christmas card photo shoot, when my cat tried to eat my future mother-in-law (who I actually get along with really well). 
The bigger dog is his Uncle Charlie
Charlie is about 90 lbs on his skinny days and loves to play with the puppies
He also has a pet cat (true story)
We like to think Charlie is teaching Alfie to be a good dog
We are all fairly certain Mr. Alfie will be bigger than his uncle. He’s almost as big as his mother now

Sunday Suprise!

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Jan 222012
 
I got a bit of a shock this morning. There I was, taking a shower. 
And suddenly I was not alone. 
Hang on! This is rated G (for golden!).
I had half (a huge) puppy in the shower with me. Alfie loves to lick water off his people. Today he must have gotten anxious and decided not to wait for me to get out. 
Silly puppy. But we love him!
Jan 062012
 
Please Check out my 100 Follower Necklace Giveaway! 

I used to paint a lot back in the day. Then I graduated from high school. It was never something I set out to stop doing, but like many things it was put on the back burner and eventually placed in a cool-whip tub wayyyyy back in the fridge and forgotten about; or at least ignored for fear of terrible smells. I kept my paints, mostly because I am the craft poster child for hoarders. A few weeks about I saw a GIANT canvas (4 ft x 2 ft) for really cheap at Hobby Lobby. Gotta love their ridiculous sales. I’ve been in the market for some GIANT wall art so bought it. Or maybe I just bought it because this house won’t get it’s self on TV (don’t judge, I don’t really want to be on hoarders). 

Any way, this was supposed to be a tutorial but my original method didn’t work and my hands got covered in paint so I stopped picking up the camera. I know, I’m a terrible blogger.
I did the whole thing in one day, took about 4 hours, including drying time.

I started out with a whole lotta white, some deep blue, some cerulean blue and a tich of black for that steely grey winter sky look. I used acrylic paint that I had on hand, Americana and Apple Barrel brands. The dark blue and black are ‘gloss’ finishes but there isn’t enough of them to make it glossy, the finish is matte. 
Mix the white and light blue and start slapping it down, use the water to make the paint go farther. I didn’t want a really saturated blue. Add in some dark blue and a teeeeeeeny bit of black to add dimension. Use the water to make all the colors blend (one again, I’m a terrible blogger and can think of no better way to explain that). The colors should be subtle but not flat. 
Now comes the fun part. The trees. 
Start the tree by making some random lines. Really, don’t over think it.

Fill in the ‘trunk’ with a medium brown. Add shading with dark browns and highlight with mustard. Use water to thin the paint for blending. Remember that the trees start with few thick lines and branch out into many thin lines. Try to keep going up and out. Cross lines from time to time. Keep it random and natural looking. Step back every now and then, don’t get lost in the details.
The finished project. So what if my painting is bigger than my dining room table? Ignore the mess, I do. Alfie has turned into a confetti maker so I have shredded paper everywhere. 
Close up on the shading and branching.
He would sleep like this for hours if I’d let him.

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Dec 172011
 
Last post was a bit wordy. Making up for it with this recap of our Christmas cards for the last 5 years!
This is Bubbles. She was our bearded dragon. She lived in a 75 gallon fish tank next to our bed and liked to stare at us. She wasn’t against wearing fun hats either. She also liked to take long walks on the quad at school. She lived to be 10 years old (pretty good for beardies).
Here we have Matilda (in the house) and Jeeves Fluffywhumps. They were ‘rescues’ we got when we lived in Syracuse. They still live with us. 
This is Rita as a baby. She later ate all of those window clings. We still have her (obviously).
Our card from last year. This took about 500 shots. Almost broke the camera in the process. Incase you were wondering, you shouldn’t drop an SLR. We still have them at the moment… 
***If you know me in real life stop reading!!!***
Merry Christmas Everyone! 
Click to make larger for all the details
We stepped it up a bit this year, went with the 5-shot collage card. (Got them at Walmart because they do 1-hour and well… time management is not working this year). 
Starring: Alfie the Reindeer
Also Featured:
Gobbles the turkey. 
The two of us (not the most glamorous folk) with Alfie and Rita Beast.
Alfie is now an internet celebrity! Well, that’s what we told him. He just continued to chew on his ‘floppy’ (what we call his fleece toy). Thanks to The Cottage Market for featuring him!

 
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The Puppy!

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Dec 092011
 
Meet Alfie! He will be seven weeks monday and already weighs 11.something pounds. Goldens are supposed to be a midsized breed but he has an Uncle who weighs 90 lb and we think he’ll be just as big! 
He is super playful. He likes the cat but she isn’t so sure about him. I think he is still lonely without his sisters, mom, grandma and uncle Chuck but he seems to like us. He ‘helped’ his dad fill water today. We learned he is afraid of the chickens and needs a bath everytime he goes outside!
He likes his toys. I made him this one out of some scrap fleece blankets at work. He likes to shake the toys so most of my pics look like this: